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 Here is a song for you, from Isabella Kotiadis, age 6! Here's a place just for kids:Kids4Truth has bible truths, question and answers, clubs, art pages, stories and resources. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ "HAHAHA!" How did the Vikings send secret messages? By norse code! Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect! Why did the knight run about shouting for a can opener? He had a bee in his suit of armor! Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down! What was Camelot? A place where people parked their camels! Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia? Must have been a duck family A duck family? Didn't you say there was a quack in it! Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one! When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see! Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim! Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0! SOME "OUGHT"LANGUAGE?. . . Here a few words invented since 2000 (known as the 'ought' to some) ANAGRAMS An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing
or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples
are quite astounding! SPROUTS If you can't quite master drawing a neat grid of dots, you might find this game easier.
Draw dots randomly all over the paper. The first player draws a line between any two
dots, and draws another dot in the middle of that line. The next player draws a line
between any two dots, and puts a dot in the middle of that line. No lines may cross
each other, but they don't have to be straight, so they can loop around other lines. Only
three lines in total can emerge from any one dot. The dots put in the middle of the lines
already have two lines connecting them to the two other dots, so they can only have
one more line. The game continues until no more lines can be drawn. The person who
did the last line is the winner. Give everyone a piece of paper. On the top section, draw a head. It can be an anima
head or a person's head, as weird as you like. Now fold that section back, so that it's
hidden, and slide it across the table to the next person. Without looking at the hidden
drawing, the next person draws a chest and arms (of a person, animal, alien), folds it
back as well and passes it on to the next person. Without looking at the previous pictures,
that person draws a body (stomach and hips) and the final person draws the legs and feet.
(You can have more or fewer sections depending on the number of people you have playing.)
Finally, unfold your papers and laugh at the weird creatures you have created. Moms and dads, visit http://www.brendanixon.com/ for "Parenting Power" and tips for activities. Working moms, visit http://www.thedabblingmum.com for help in balancing parenting and work. See Donna Shepherd's "Topsy Turvey" stories, poems and activity pages at http://topsyturvyland.com http://donnashepherd.blogspot.com See this website for more information: http://www.enchantedlearning.com/coloring/extremes.shtml Visit "Twig Walking Stick" for interesting nature facts at http://www.ag.ohio-state.edu/ For more nature facts visit http://www.ecokidsonline.com/pub/ or at http://www.enature.com/home/ Visit Poetry 4 kids for rhyming fun! See these for bible quiz fun: http://www.juliantrubin.com/biblejokes/adamevejokes.html http://www.christianitytoday.com/kids/ "http://akidsheart.com/bible/bible.htm (Answers to anagrams in order) Wheat Barley Cucumbers Onions Leeks Lentils Olives Grapes Bread Vinegar Do you have questions or comments? Do you want to share your salvation experience or
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"Let my
words drop as the rain,my speech distill as the dew, as the droplets on the fresh grass and as
showers on the herbs" Deuteronomy 32:2,3 "I proclaim the name of the Lord and ascribe greatness to
our God!"